The Weekly Jokes

You are probably wondering what this is, right? well from now on I am going to post 3 jokes every Monday and you guys have to rate them from 1-10 stars. Got it ? no? too bad. Here are the first weekly jokes:

1.What did one candle say to the other candle?          Are you going out tonight? 

2.Sussy: Mommy, does God use our bathroom? Mom: no honey why? Sussy: Because every morning daddy knocks on the bathroom door and says "God, are you still in there?!?"

3.What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?        Time to get a new fence!!!

Enjoy!