Quotes of the Days

I am starting up Quote of the Day. The title is kinda self-explanatory, (duh) so I'll get to it. Remember, I actually said/heard someone say all of these during my day, for real.

Wednesday: "And the Germans speak German."

Thursday: "Some of my pants always die."

Friday: "My butt is turning into a plant."

Saturday: I forgot. yep. **in french accent** "I fart in your general direction!"

Sorry about that. When I remember I'll post it, but for now... Bye! I remembered! (came up with another one)