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Quotes of the Days

I am starting up Quote of the Day. The title is kinda self-explanatory, (duh) so I'll get to it. Remember, I actually said/heard someone say all of these during my day, for real.

Wednesday: "And the Germans speak German."

Thursday: "Some of my pants always die."

Friday: "My butt is turning into a plant."

Saturday: I forgot. yep. **in french accent** "I fart in your general direction!"

Sorry about that. When I remember I'll post it, but for now... Bye! I remembered! (came up with another one)

Hey There!

First Post of the new year! I know it's a bit late for that but, uh, oh well! No I did not die if that's what you were wondering. Sorry to disappoint you. Here are a few funny pictures:

Well, perhaps I'll post something else soon. BUT YOU MUST COMMENT! or I will feel lonely!

You wouldn't want that now would you?

Long Time No Post!

Sorry I haven't posted in so long, I've been pretty busy. Yeah, okay. That's my excuse, but don't worry! My blog shan't die. I can't wait until we get a real snow. There was a short one the other day, but less than an inch actually stayed on the ground. I can't wait to go skiing. It's one of my favorite things to do in winter. I think I'll finally get my christmas tree today, I might even post a picture of it once we're finished decorating it. Is it just me, or does everyone have an excessive amount of christmas tree ornaments? Like, So many you can't fit them all on a 7+ foot tree? Just me? Thought so. Well anyway, Fare thee well!

Catching Fire

Last night I went out to see Catching Fire. I was pretty much what I expected, but Katniss, Gale, and Peeta all seem like they're in their 20s, which the actors are. Katniss spent way too much of the movie whining and crying, and they never said anything about Peeta's leg in the whole movie. I really liked Effie's crazy outfits though. Those were pretty impressive. I felt like the director tried to make the movie more funny than the Hunger Games, which didn't really go with the implied mood of the series. But even after all my criticism, I still think they did a pretty good job with the movie. After all, it can't be easy to fit all of a 400 page novel into one movie. Well, I have to go do my excessive amount of homework I have been successfully procrastinating on all weekend! Peace, love, and the Hunger Games!

Happy Birthday to Me!!!!

Guess whose birthday it is tomorrow. Give up? It's my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!! This should be a national holiday, but sadly it isn't yet. Guess what else is tomorrow. Report cards. Hopefully those will be a nice birthday present. I know you will all send me hundreds of presents and sparkly cards telling me how awesome I am.
Well, I gotta go eat cake! Peace, love, and CAKE!!!

So. Much. Homework.....

It should be illegal to give so much math homework. By so much, I mean 50 MATH PROBLEMS!!!!!!! I sure have an insane/malicious/evil dictator pre-algebra teacher. So, while the rest of you (with the exception of any teachers, who will be trapped in school tomorrow,) are skipping around doing something decent with your lives, I with be barricaded in my room trying desperately to do the first of my 50 torturous pre-algebra problems. Math should grow up and learn to solve it's own problems, instead of dumping them on (not so) innocent bystanders like myself. Well, now that you have heard (or rather read) far more about my problems than you probably want and will ever want to know, time to move on to a different subject. For those of you who have followed my advice in my previous post by starting on Duolingo, my username is LBenDaniel, in case you want to view my amazing accomplishments. Meanwhile, I shall soon be making a website that will display the most recent of the hilarious/amazing/weird/awesome pictures and jokes I have stumbled upon via Google and various other ways, so keep checking back for the link to my brand new website. You will not be disappointed.

Hi peoples!

As promised, here is another post. I've been, you know, living. And doing homework, lots of homework...*cringes* Oh, and practicing Italian on this awesome website my teacher introduced me to called Duolingo. You should try it, you can learn Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, German, French, and others too. Even if you don't think you are interested in learning a language you should try it out, because you might change your mind. Well, I gotta go. Peace, Rainbows, and PIE!!!!!!

         Link for Duolingo

Hello Loyal Subjects!

Long time no posts, like 1 1/2 years. As of today my blog is no longer 'dead'. I will have something interesting to post soon. I think. yeah. Well, fare thee well loyal followers. I will post again soon!

My cousins are here

They're visiting from New York.

The Weekly Jokes

1.Two atoms were walking down the street. one said "I think I lost and electron." The other one said "are you sure?" The first one said, "I'm positive!"
2.How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!
3.What goes around your yard but doesn't move? A fence!

Enjoy!

Sunday is usually my laziest day of the week

in fact I spent all of today in my pajamas and didn't set foot outside once.

Thank You Agent Rylo!!!

thanks to your wonderful post I finally was able to personalize my fish!

BLAH!!!!!! to all

i'm bored. i lost a tooth today. i went to Fanuil* Hall in the extreme heat. i don't know how anybody got through that marathon today. yeah. i'm really just posting because i have nothing better to do. peace, love, and RAINBOW CUPCAKES!!!!!! bye




P.S. * = is this spelled right?

Vacation is finally here!!!!!

I have been waiting sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long for vacation and it's finally here. I'm happy. :)

Tomorrows Field Trip

I'm exited!!! yay! I'm also bored right now. I  also don't really want do do my homework and would rather post about random stuff. that is why I'm posting. bye

The (not so) Weekly Jokes

Sorry I haven't posted for a while! I've been a bit busy.

1.Lisa: Teacher, I don't think I deserve a zero on this paper.
Teacher: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give.
2. What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I'm coming down with something.
3.A cow boy passed a little dog as he was riding down the trail.
"Hi ," said the dog.
"Hi," said the cowboy.
a few minutes later the cowboy said out loud,
"That's funny I didn't know dogs could talk."
"Yeah," said his horse, "neither did I."

Why are people scared of M.C.A.S.?

Why? Why are you people scared of PAPER for goodness sake??? I don't get it.

The Weekly Jokes

1.What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon? the cow didn't make it!
2.Why did the girl jump rope after taking her medicine? She forgot to shake the bottle!
3.Why should you swim only the backstroke after eating? You should never swim on a full stomach!
Enjoy!

UUHGG!!!

My Mom forced me to clean my already clean room today just because it didn't get cleaned this week. Mothers.