Why are people scared of M.C.A.S.?

Why? Why are you people scared of PAPER for goodness sake??? I don't get it.

The Weekly Jokes

1.What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon? the cow didn't make it!
2.Why did the girl jump rope after taking her medicine? She forgot to shake the bottle!
3.Why should you swim only the backstroke after eating? You should never swim on a full stomach!
Enjoy!

UUHGG!!!

My Mom forced me to clean my already clean room today just because it didn't get cleaned this week. Mothers.

The Weekly Jokes

You are probably wondering what this is, right? well from now on I am going to post 3 jokes every Monday and you guys have to rate them from 1-10 stars. Got it ? no? too bad. Here are the first weekly jokes:

1.What did one candle say to the other candle?          Are you going out tonight? 

2.Sussy: Mommy, does God use our bathroom? Mom: no honey why? Sussy: Because every morning daddy knocks on the bathroom door and says "God, are you still in there?!?"

3.What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?        Time to get a new fence!!!

Enjoy!

Why do elves have pointy ears?

If you think this is some kinda joke i am not kidding!!! Are they related to vulcans?  Is there some logical reason for them to have volcan ancestors? Ha Ha Ha. well  anyway somebody PLLEEEEEEEEAASSE reply!!!!!!!! I am dying to know.

Fun weekend

OH! I am having the best weekend EVER!!! I had a sleepover with my friend, then I had a swim lesson with that friend, then I had a playdate with that friend, then I went to that friend's party, then I stayed up till midnight and today my dad might make pancakes and I might go bowling!!! What an awesome weekend.